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jimmyyen:

凱達格蘭大道上的自由聯想

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4 March 2009 news president suicide death taiwan ma-angel sad fuck lier fake


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http://veenified.soup.io/post/12570495/Bill-Mmm-gimmie-a-kiss-sweetie

Bill: Mmm, gimmie a kiss sweetie.
Hillary: No Bill, I’d rather kiss my knew boss.
..muah..
Obama: Oops, I hope the interwebs didn’t see that.

8 February 2009 LOL president wife fun animation kiss


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歐巴馬丟雪球被惡搞成拿鞋子丟布希總統

President Obama throws a shoe at George W. Bush - neek’s delicious

7 February 2009 kuso obama bush president snow shoe


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黨國者看事情好單純,看到布希被丟,卻沒看到他下令引發戰爭,當然這背後又有國與國間的利益衝突,就算戰地記者來當總統也身不由己,別用黨國思想洗腦教育下,好人壞人這樣的二分法來看事情了.

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16 December 2008 reblog: rocketboom reblog kuso xmas president


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tylercoates:

You certainly learn something new every day.

A caganer is a figure present in Catalan nativity scenes. Traditionally, the figure is a Catalan peasant in a red hat (barretina). In recent years, however, world leaders are generally depicted defecating in the manger.

Via Wikipedia, here are my favorite theories behind the practice:

  • The idea that God will manifest her/himself when s/he is ready, without regard for whether we human beings are ready or not.
  • The caganer reinforces that the infant Jesus is God in human form, with all that being human implies.

I posted the picture above as a Christmas treat to my Republican buddies (and even you, Muppet Pants) and my fellow Democrats with senses of humor. There are very few of us.

(And a big thank you to Dyna Moe for broadening my horizons.)

9 December 2008 reblog: tylercoates reblog president usa kuso


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馬英九先生沽名釣譽的修皮鞋紙條都會外流
怎麼天天下鄉裝模作樣記的人民心聲沒半張受到重視?

黃光國:別像李遠哲 馬英九:我就是堅持做筆記!
NOWnews 更新日期: 2008/04/26 18:33 政治中心綜合報導

馬英九在當選總統之後,雖然最近變得非常慎言寡言,但是勤做筆記的習慣可沒有改變!26日上午在面對基層教師的座談時,馬英九埋頭猛做筆記,被教授黃光國消遣,不過馬英九立刻正色反駁,做筆記是他長久以來的習慣,他會堅持下去。

出席教師座談會,聆聽基層教師的各種意見,馬英九不只聽、還猛記,記下每個老師的每個意見。看在眼裡,台大心理系教授黃光國說:「馬總統很努力在做筆記,我覺得很糟糕很糟糕,如果你這樣做筆記,把剛才大家所講的,每個都要實踐的話,你會變成第二個李遠哲。」

第二個李遠哲是什麼意思?黃光國沒有明說,一般猜測,是希望馬英九大廚不庖,不要管枝節小事。不過做筆記的習慣,馬英九早在國外念書時就已經養成,多年來相隨相伴、難以拋棄。

馬英九說:「照我正常的習慣,一定記筆記,因為聽完,馬上就會有人會問,你是不是真的在聽?所以說有人建議我不要做筆記,這個意見我不採納。」

不接受不做筆記的建議,馬英九堅持始終如一,儘管未來當上總統,他依舊會維持一藍一紅一鉛筆的標準文書配備。

9 December 2008 reblog: nerviosismo doze president ma-angel idea


聲援建中學生嗆馬

本來對於建中有馬英九這樣懦弱無能無信獨裁專制又說謊成性的學長感到悲哀,沒想到前天校慶馬先生回去被嗆….讓我對學弟佩服有加!

http://www.hi-on.org.tw/bulletins.jsp?b_ID=86221

馬英九小木偶

晚年帥哥典範-鼻子越來越挺/臉越來越鵝蛋

7 December 2008 school president ma-angel politics


陳水扁女兒談選舉結餘款

戰地記者評
國民黨的貪贓枉法是長久以來眾所周知的事, 但是民進黨犯一樣或是輕一點的錯都會令我更震怒!!!  這就是台灣派支持者, 也許與黨國者相形之下多了點無情, 但是這就是轉型正義,堅持信念!!!!

18 August 2008 fuck kmt a-bian president taiwan china poor


19 June 2008 idea fuck ma-angel kmt joke president


戰地記者馴馬日誌之山地的貓怎麼叫?

之前很流行的一則黨國笑話是說,一般人家貼郵票會在背面塗口水,但是看到阿扁總統的郵票卻把口水吐到正面.

不過現在即將流行的是戰地記者所創的
(後半段,版權沒有,歡迎轉寄,還是等我拍成影片用說的更傳神?)

平地的貓叫聲是: 喵~~~~
那山地貓叫聲是: ……………………………..喵的拉
請問山地馬的叫聲呢?  當然是馬的拉~~~~

6 May 2008 joke creation KMT politics president ma-angel







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